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- Jul 5
- Source
Herr Jimmy's Wise Words
- Jimmy:
  Oh gays.... well you do realize that gay guys can go through relationships like it's nothing
- Nathen:
  I guess...
- Jimmy:
  it's 2 guys... 1 guy goes through relationship stages quick enough... when it's 2... everything is accelerated 10X jajajaja
- Nathen:
  oh yeah, definitely. that's why gay relationships run the bases quite quickly and easily. actually, jimmy, i think that is the most insightful thing i've heard all day
- Jimmy:
  jajaja Woo hoo! Do I get a gold star then?
- Nathen:
  .......you get mention on my tumblr
- #accelerate
- #gays
- #relationship
- #Me
- #Nathen
- #friends
- Jul 6
- Melissa:
  So did you get Gary’s reference today in lecture? What does that have to do with Ron Paul?
- Jimmy:
  [begins to explain]
- Melissa:
  But, how does that have anything to do with porn?
- Jimmy:
  That’s Ron Jeremy....
- #Ron Jeremy
- #Ron Paul
- #porn
- #Me
- #Melissa
- #friends
- 130
- Jul 6
Let’s make a club called Infinity Awesum - and awesome will be spelled with an S-U-M like in math, because it is always greater than the sum of its parts

Nghiem
- #club
- #sum
- #math
- #infinity
- #awesome
- #Nghiem
- #friends
- 1
- Jul 7
Oh shit, they’ve got hoodies

Mike
- #shit
- #hoodies
- #Mike
- #friends
- 5
- Jul 9
I’m latin, I do a lot of things with my hands…. [Mike gives optimistic look] No I won’t help you!

Thelma
- #latin
- #optimism
- #help
- #Mike
- #Thelma
- #friends
- 4
- Jul 10
Don’t touch my ʒwopi!

Celeste
- #touch
- #crib
- #Polish
- #linguistics
- #Celeste
- #friends
- 15
- Jul 10
he puts himself to be a political activist, when he’s really just being a douchecunt

Nathen
- #politics
- #activist
- #douchecunt
- #Nathen
- #friends
- 53
- Jul 10
He spelled ‘pollutants’ wrong… dumbass…

Melissa referring to Richardson’s poorly written lecture slides
- #spell
- #pollutants
- #dumbass
- #Richardson
- #Melissa
- #friends
- 21
- Jul 10
Es Puta-mental!

Diana making fun of Navajas’ “Es fundamental”
- #Spanish
- #fundamental
- #puta
- #putamental
- #Navajas
- #Diana
- #friends
- 6
- Jul 13
This is a fire hazard and a half

John
- #fire
- #hazard
- #half
- #John
- #friends

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