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• • 15
  • Jan 3
  Anytime is a good time for bacon

  Melissa
  • #Bacon
  • #anytime
  • #Melissa
  • #Friends
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• • 35
  • Jan 3
  It went from 0 to your mouth in 2 seconds

  Mike
  • #mouth
  • #2
  • #seconds
  • #Mike
  • #Friends
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• • 11
  • Jan 2
  The probability of having an elephant or a hermaphrodite is the same

  Anonymous at the Locus
  • #probability
  • #Locus
  • #Anonymous
  • #hermaphrodite
  • #elephant
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• • 11
  • Jan 2
  You can try this in the privacy of your George-Foreman-equipped dorm

  Barrett (SocCore Professor)
  • #SocCore
  • #privacy
  • #George Foreman
  • #dorm
  • #Barrett
  • #Professors
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• • 22
  • Jan 2
  You can’t walk into a bar and say ‘Cutting paper they are’

  Griffith (Linguistics/Syntax Professor)
  • #bar
  • #Linguistics
  • #Syntax
  • #paper
  • #cut
  • #Griffith
  • #Professors
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• • 14
  • Jan 2
  So I have had an MRI done before, but there wasn’t much concern of me being pregnant…

  McWilliams (Physics H90 Professor)
  • #Physics H90
  • #MRI
  • #pregnant
  • #McWiliams
  • #Professors
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• • 5
  • Jan 2
  I don’t want friends, I want hunks

  Morales-Rivera (Spanish 101A Professor)
  • #Spanish 101A
  • #friends
  • #hunks
  • #Morales-Rivera
  • #Professors
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• • 14
  • Jan 2
  They didn’t have Starbucks all over the streets of London in the 1600s…

  Richardson (SocCore Professor)
  • #Starbucks
  • #London
  • #SocCore
  • #street
  • #Richardson
  • #Professors
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• • 15
  • Jan 1
  genital redecoration, like you’re re-doing your kitchen

  Schonfeld (SocCore Professor)
  • #SocCore
  • #genitals
  • #kitchen
  • #decorate
  • #Schonfeld
  • #Professors
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• • 4
  • Jan 1
  I’m not being sexist, I’m being descriptive

  Schonfeld (SocCore Professor)
  • #SocCore
  • #sexism
  • #descriptive
  • #Schonfeld
  • #Professors
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• • 19
  • Jan 1
  tenemos que acordarnos de lo que hace la boca siempre

  Schwegler (Spanish 113A/Spanish Phonetics Professor)
  • #Spanish
  • #Spanish 113A
  • #phonetics
  • #mouth
  • #Schwegler
  • #Professors
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• • 7
  • Jan 1
  Change physics! Give up logic! Do whatever you want!

  Stanford (SocCore Professor)
  • #SocCore
  • #physics
  • #logic
  • #Stanford
  • #Professors
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